You know what Tanya?

You're annoying the hell out of me.

You come here as if you're some smart ass, preaching to me, judging me, AS IF YOU ACTUALLY KNOW ME.

What is your point really?

Why do you come here as if you actually know something?
Are you trying to offend me?

Oooh I'm low-down..stop it please, I'm offended. -rolls eyes-

From what I see, you're just a dumbass with no life.
Why are you preaching to a stranger? Weak.

You say I'm low-down...why?
Because I insult Khairul openly is that it?
How about those who insult him behind his back? Aren't they more low-down?

Oh yeah, you also say I think the whole world revolves around me.


On what grounds do you base your assumptions on?

Tell me.

Really, is it about Kai again?
Who the hell are you anyway?
You know NOTHING. So why are you talking so much?

Oh wait, don't tell me,is it because I call myself a genius and "the humblest humble" person in the world"?

It's a JOKE, for heaven's sake.

People who have a sense of humour know when not to take me seriously.

I am sorry to tell you John, oh sorry (I forgot your name because it is insignificant and I only care about MY name), I mean Tanya, that you suffer from the no-sense-of-humour disease.
This disease is incurable, just like AIDS.
The difference is is that AIDS happens to horny people but the no-sense-of-humour disease happens to morons. Like you.

Why are you calling me "ms erica", Ms. Tanya Bitch?
Does it make you feel posh and snobby?
-rolls eyes-

You also tell me you admire Kai for his "courage"?

So?
Tell me for what?
Siao...admire him then go tell him lah!
Do I look like someone who cares about your life??
Dumbass.

And what courage? WHAT COURAGE??
Oooh the firemen and policmen better watch their backs...they have some serious competition from Mr. Anwar here.

I thought you were being sarcastic at first, but I can see that you're just being a moron.

Before I go, I'd like to give you some advice.

1.Being Khairul's friend doesn't give you the right to talk out of your ass. If you don't understand the situation, shut the hell up.
2.Stop acting wise and all-knowing. You're a moron, accept it.
3.Type normally. Spelling "u" as "you" doesn't take much time. If you're so lazy, why bother tagging me at all? How do you expect people to take you seriously when you type like an idiot?
4.Stop pretending to be some kind of self-righteous asshole.
5.Get a life. Preaching to strangers on the internet makes you look pathetic.
6."i admire kai fr his courage so yea it takes one to make e world go round in front of ure face". Stop giving retarded metaphors that don't make sense. "it takes one to make e world go round in front of MY face?" Ooooh, I am intrigued by the wisdom flowing out of your great mind. Not.

Have a nice day :D

-ric

note: Won't be blogging much. Mum spoilt the computer again. At safra now.

So..like everyone's doing this now?

Been tagged by Salamah and Alane.

post 5 weird/random things about yourself. at the end, list the names of 5 people who would have to do this next and leave a comment/tag, ''you are tagged'' And then tell them to read your blog for instructions.

1. I am a nice person deep down. Really lah. I'm just horrid to people who annoy me immensely.
2. I like to put oreo cookies in the freezer so that they will be nice and cold when I eat them. Have you tried freezing your bananas (the fruit)? Try it! It's great.
3. When I get angry my brain stops working temporarily and I do the weird things like going to East Coast and rollerblade 20km or or kicking the table.
4. When I have nothing to do, I re-read my John Grisham books.
5. I hate techno.

the next five on my list:
Didi
Felicia
Serene
Azyan
Saficat

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I've just realized I've been making a whole lot of typo errors lately.

Yesterday, I had a MSN conversation with Sharon and I said "I'm gonna make lots of nice by myself."

"Huh? Make what nice?" (This is Sharon)

"Noise...I mean noice (another typo)"

"muahahahahahaha"

"Noise, NOISE!!"

"Hahaha..you want to make NICE? HAHAHAHA!"


So yeah.
I don't make noise, I make nice.

Serene also pointed out that I've also misspelt metaphors in my previous post.
But it wasn't as funny as her mistake.

I asked Serene this morning if she could make it to the movie next week.

She said "How many people going to watch the mother?"

I actually dislocated my jaw because I was laughing so hard.

Just imagine:

Serene: So whose mother you wanna watch?

Me: Dont know. Let's find a mother with no cellulite.

Ahamd's name has also been misspelt. Shall re-type it later.

OH YAH OH YAH!

I had also misspelt my name a few days back on Azyan's tag-board.

"erich the genius" I had put.

Wah lau.

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Just came back from David's house.
It was fun :D

Guess what?

Khairul has just blamed me for ruining his life.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I'm glad you think so highly of me Khairul, but as much as I would like to take all the credit, it was YOU who did all the work.

Just think for a second ( I know thinking may be too much for your mind, but for my sake please try) , if you weren't pretentious.. would I have made fun of you? Would anyone make fun of you?

If you weren't so smelly.. would Sharon and I have bought toothpaste and listerine for you?

If you had SHUT THE HELL UP about your "soccer tales"... would I have constantly slammed soccer fans and YOU?

So you see, it is mostly your work.

I know, I know, I had told a few friends that you looked gay.... but guess what?

THAT'S NOT A LIE. IT'S AN OPINION.

My friend could have said "Where got??? He doesn't look gay what!".

But they chose to agree with me.

How dare YOU blame ME for ruining YOUR life?
Do you really think that you are completely blameless?

Please. Get that thought out of your head.

You ruined your own life.

You say that you don't care if people hate you.
Really? Then why are you whining so much?

Why blame me for ruining your life?
Why complain to Sir and Ma'am that Sharon and I "disturb you during msn"?
Why not defend yourself?

Seriously, has the thought "Hmm..maybe THERE IS something wrong with me" never crossed your mind?

I mean, it's okay if you don't care if a FEW people hate you.
I myself know that Shannon and gang hate me and I couldn't care less.

But probably almost the WHOLE SCHOOL dislikes you.

You don't care?
Oh really?

I think at the point where almost the whole school hates you, there is something REALLY wrong with you.

WHY NOT TRY IMPROVING YOURSELF FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE?

For example, why not move to another planet?
That would be a great improvement.

Another thing, how dare you say that Sharon follow my "crap-ness"?

FOR YOUR INFORMATION, KHAIRUL ANWAR, THOSE ARE SHARON'S OWN OPINIONS, SHE DID NOT FOLLOW MY SO-CALLED "CRAP-NESS".

Also why did you say, "Serve her (me) right, now she knows how high the sky is and how low the ground is." (Something like this).

WHAT IN THE NAME OF YOUR NON-EXISTENT ASS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Yeah I know how low the ground is, it is approximately 152cm from my head and the sky is damn high.

Serve me right, for what??
What the hell happened to me?

And again, you are spouting nonsensical mataphors.

You know what? Everyone is tired of you.

I know I'm only one of the very few people who blatantly scold you.. but I know, I KNOW, there are many others sniggering and making fun of you behind your back.

I'd like to ask you to "Wake up and smell the roses", but I think the roses will wilt before you get to smell them.

I know my life in npcc is pretty much over...I'd probably be given some lame role like "journalist" or or "secretary", but I'd rather speak my mind than suck up to you.

My favourite word= pretentious
My favourite phrase= pretentious asshole
My favourite question= Why is he such a pretentious asshole?
My LEAST favourite person= Khairul

Coincidence?
I think not!

Go away.

Great.

MSN has just signed me out and I've been trying to sign in but to no avail... causing me to mumble a chain of vulgaraties.

And I was having a conversation with Felicia too.. about our future, how many kids we want, which universites we're going, at what age we want to get married etc. etc.

If you're wondering, yes we are very very bored.

Since I have nothing to do now... I shall bore you with my PLANS FOR THE FUTURE!

Felicia

No. of kids: 2
University:NUS
When she wants to get married: before 30
When she want to give birth:around 35
Wants to work as: Still unsure

Me

No. of kids: 4 or more, should at least have one girl. Maybe adopting.
University: Somewhere overseas, preferably australia. Or if no choice, I'll just go to NUS.
When I want to get married:I actually wanted to get married before 35, but felicia made me see the light in saying its better to be a youg parent than an old one.
When I want to give birth: Around 35. Or adopt.
Wants to work as: Vet or journalist.

See? I have my life all planned out.
So boring. Not spontaneous at all.

Forget it.
I am going to dye all my shirts, throw all my shoes away, grow my hair real long and protest for stuff like animal rights or environment conservation.
In other words, I'm going to be a hippie.

Peace.

-ric

I fixed the computer!

ME ME ME!! GENIUS IS MEEEE!!

But before I go on my usual raving antics, I shall wish DIDI A HAAAAAAAAPPY BIRRRRRTHDAY!!!!

May you have many many more birthdays to come and may we have more days to make fun of the Y-gang!

WHOOHOO!!!!!

___


Okay. I am feeling damn proud of myself because I fixed the computer!

Tsk tsk.
And you people doubted that I was a genius.

Nevermind, I am very forgiving :D

Ahh anyway, I've been floating on cloud nine these past few days so that's probably why I've managed to survive the days without my beloved computer.

I can't wait for friday... meeting a few primary school friends and we're gonna watch Euvin's performance at orchard.

Also, I'm gonna be helping Mum with the Christmas Eve dinner.... so that's something to look forward to.

Shall go blog-hopping now.
Will post more when I have ideas :D

-ric

Serene gave me some sound advice ( surprisingly) about my dilemna last night.

She's the only person I've told so far, because I don't want to be asked too many questions.
Jeez.. I hardly slept last night.

I don't know why I'm always given good things in complicated situations.
(Serene, if you're wondering, I haven't made my deceision.)

The number of people I can trust seem to be dwindling.
Ah well.

One of Dad's friends gave me a Barbie wallet for my Christmas present, last year the guy gave me a Barbie pencilbox.

Gee. I guess some people just really don't like me.

-ric

Okay.
Dad just did some weird dancing in the living room.

Mum laughed while I politely averted my eyes.

Thank goodness he doesn't do this in public.

-ric

The person who I was refering to in my previous post has since apologized.
So yes, I am in a good mood :D

Went swimming with my optical goggles today.

FOR ONCE I CAN SEE THE WORLD!

Everything was so clear...felt like crying.
It was THAT clear :')

Now I can also do male ogling!

I remembered when Didi and I saw this lifeguard at Jurong and we kept ogling at him.
He turned out to be an old man.
Jeez.

After swimming bought myself two packets of fish crackers and then I fetched Anelie at the MRT station so that she could borrow the XP cd.

Nothing happened much today.
But still, it's a good day.

-ric

Want to be my friend? GOOD.
Want to be my enemy? WHATEVER.

But please make up your MIND.

I am so tired of some people can be cracking jokes with me one minute and THEN bitching about me the next.

If you are my friend I expect YOU to act like one.

But if you want to be my enemy like Khairul, the Y-gang...fine.
You want to call me names? Fine.

But FUCKING MAKE SURE YOU ARE MY ENEMY.

I really don't get it... why can't YOU just decide if you like me or not?
If don't like me then just say lah... then we can finally move on with our lives and slam each other just like enemies do.

I could use another another person to make fun of.

But you might argue "You bitch so much about other people...so you should also expect people to bitch about you."

OF COURSE I EXPECT THAT!! BUT ONLY FROME ENEMIES LIKE KHAIRUL!!

What the hell, he can call me a fucking bitch if he wants to.. but of course I will fight back.

I am more patient towards friends... want to call me names? Okay lor.. but there is a LIMIT.

For example, I don't call Serene flat-chested, because I know it offends her.

Enemies may call her flat-chested, but how do you think she will feel if she finds out some of her friends call her that? Betrayed? Hurt? (This just an example.)

It's okay when enemies try to hurt me but ANNOYING LIKE HELL when friends try to do the same.
I don't know how some people managed to get the theory that I am totally without feeling.

I laugh just like any other person. I feel angry just like any other person.

I know I am more thick-skinned than some people..and also less self-concious... but that does not mean I don't have any feelings.

As I said, if you are enemy and you want to call me names, I understand.
But if you call yourself my friend I will not excuse you.

After all you're supposed to be my friend right?
You watch my back and I'll watch yours.

It doesn't go one way.

UGH. I am so tired of (some) people.

note: There can be jokes. But they don't have to be downright insulting. CB.

-ric

DANNI WON SURVIVOR AND STEPH WON RUNNER UP!

There you go.
Some spoilers :D

Kinda sad that Steph lost. Damn.

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Went to buy books today...and I met SERENE!!

Mum: Where can you buy new P.E shirt?

Me: Dunno.... at Geylang I think. But no need to buy new one lah.

Mum: Why? It looks old already..

Me: Aiyah.. old nevermind lah..

Mum: Yah. Suits you.

Me: -.-"

Serene: -sniggering away-

Serene Tan Hui Ying! You are a traitor!!

But you shall still be my bridesmaid though :D


Serene and I recoiled in horror when we saw how thick the A. maths book was.
It was the thickest book of the bunch.

An excerpt from the Asshole maths book:

We can use the Remainder Theorem to factorize polynomials. When the remainder theorem...blahblahblahblah...excuse us while we babble on and pretend people actually care about polynomials...yaddayadda more useless information yaddayadda...

I can tell that A. maths is really gonna be interesting.

The biology book is way more interesting.
It actually contains stuff like emphysema ...mammalian ANDAND epigeal germination.
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Doesn't that excite you?

It really excites me... I find men who utter big words sooooooo sexy.

HA HA. IT'S A JOKE.

Let me tell you a little about Mendel's first Law of Seregation.
Because I know you want to know, you sly dog you.

*eh hem*

Mendel's first Law of Seregation states ( in modern terminology) that the pair of alleles contro- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzSNOREzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzSNOREzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...... Huh? Oh I'm sorry. Did I fall asleep?

What am I going to do when my science teachers start babbling about alleles OR OR gamete formation?

I'm going to be in a coma faster than you can say "Science Sucks".

-ric

Errrrrrrrrrrrkkkk!

I am so disgusted with myself.

Can't wait for tomorrow... it's going to be a good day.

I WANT TO GO SWIMMING WITH MY NEW OPTICAL GOGGLES!!!

Haha.

-ric

Okay.
I am damn tired.

I slept at around 3 am in the morning.

I don't know why, but I suddenly thought about those son of a bitches who've called Serene flat-chested and mocked her... I got really angry.

If you're a girl and you've made fun of her or want to.... FUCK YOU.
I hope you get breast cancer.

YOU GOT DUA NEH NEH SO WHAT???!!! BIG FUCK AH??
Bloody hell, let's see who'll be laughing when your breasts wobble violently during shuttle run with your $2 bra from the pasar malam.

If you're a guy... I hope your balls get sliced off with a butter knife and fed to the sharks.
Hah.
That would be a laugh.

If your dick is not one metre long, kindly SHUT THE HELL UP.

Idiots.

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Went Christmas shopping yesterday.

Dad bought me optical goggles!!!
YAY!

I will finally be able to see while swimming!!

I tried them on at Bugis and I looked like Cyclops' sister (the guy from X-men, if you don't already know) !

You know what would be damn weird?

If I had worn the the goggles at the mall and shouted "Freeze and shut up! Or I will blast you with my laser! MUAHAHA!"

I didn't do it at the mall though... I did it at home.

My brother just looked at me and muttered "Crazy..." under his breath.
Some people have no sense of humour.

I might update about Church anniversary later. Or not.

-ric

I slept at like 5 am today?
And I woke up at eight.

Okay. No more coffee for me.

Reached David's house at ten..and lene was on the way to work.

David had just started cooking so I snoozed on their couch for awhile..
I woke up and the lasagne was cooked...

I had to admit.. it was pretty good.

The last time he cooked, I remember recoiling in horror at his garlic bread.

But the lasagne...oh yummm...it was so orgasm inducing.
HAHAHA.

We had a lengthy discussion on who would win in a fight spiderman or wolverine.

Oh man, this subject is so tired.
I think every comic book fan must discuss this subject about five hundred times a day.

Seriously, who really cares?

But since David was so nice I obliged and said very politely that Wolverine could kick Spiderman's gay ass anytime.

But David, -surprise surprise- , said otherwise.

I shall not go into the details lest I put you into a deep coma.

After eating, we let out stomachs settle and then we went out to play BASKETBALL!!!

Jeez.. I haven't played basketball since I was in Primary 6.

Obviously, I lost all the three games I played with him.
But only by a small margin.

Me, being the sore loser that I am, threw a basketball at his ass and laughed rudely afterwards.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha...

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I think I'm going to have to strangle felicia.

I haven't stopped listening to the song she sent me yesterday.

I AM SO ADDICTED!

I think I am going crazy lah.
At least once a day I think of killing someone.

Tomorrow, I am going to change for the better.

No more vulgarities, no more making fun of Khairul, The Y-gang, forever.
I am truly sorry everyone :(


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Just kidding.

-ric

I am on the verge of brutally murdering my brother.

Honestly, he is such a whiny little pussy.

Bloody hell...it's always, "Why is it so hot?" or "This chair is too hard!" or "Yuck! Who cook this?"

Ergh! FED UP LAH.
I've got the spawn of the devil, right here in my house.

Anyway, on happier news.. I am going over David's house tomorrow!
He is cooking me lasange (!!!) for my birthday lunch.
Lene won't be home though.. she has to work.
She says she'll just buy for me KFC.
Budget sia..haha.

Our phone conversation:

David: You free tomorrow?

Me: Ya. Why?

David: Come to my house. I'll cook you lunch...for your birthday.

Me:Ooooh okay. What you cooking?

David: Lasange.

Me: LASANGE??!!! OH MY GOSH, I LOVE YOUUU!!!

David:Hahahaha.. I know you do.

Me: Let's get married.

David: Okay. But if people ask who proposed I'll say it's you ah.

Me: Siao ah.. where got girl propose to the guy one?????

David: You lor. Desperate.

Me: WHAT THE HELL!! I MERELY SUGGESTED OKAY???!!! You propose THEN we'll get married.

David: Fine. Will you marry me?

Me: Wah lau. So insincere...go to hell lah..

David: What the? So ungrateful.. I want a divorce!

Me: We haven't even marry yet.. how to divorce?????

David: Oh yah.. okay.. we marry first den later divorce.

Me: HAHAHAH. Okay.

Me: On saturday we go ROM and then find a lawyer.

David: Good idea. Hahahaha..

Me: Hahahahaha...

-awkward silence-

Me: Okay. That was lame.

David: Yep...

Is it legal to marry at fifteen?
Whatever, I'm getting divorced anyway!

-ric

I didn't think I would fall in love... but I did...


WITH A SONG!!!

Artist: Fall Out Boy
Title: A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me"

I confess, I'm just messed up
dropping "I'm sorrys" like you're still around
And I know you dressed up
said "hey kid you'll never live this down"

And you're just the girl all the boys want to dance with
And I'm just the boy who's had too many chances

[ pre-chorus ]

I'm sleeping on your folk's porch again, dreaming
She said, she said, she said, "Why don't you just drop dead?"

[ chorus ]

I don't blame you for being you
But you can't blame me for hating it
So say, what are you waiting for?

Kiss her, kiss her
I set my clocks early 'cause I know I'm always late


Write me off, give up on me
cause darling what did you expect
I'm just off a lost cause
a long shot, don't even take this bet

You can make all the moves, you can aim all the spotlights
Get all the sighs and the moans just right

I'm just always on
You said you'd keep me honest
(you're always on)
But I won't call you on it


I love this song :D

Thank you Feli!!!

- the ric who is addicted

Lorrane-YYYYYY as well??

Tsk tsk.

They'll still be in my Hall of Shame though, so that Mr. Extravagant Facade won't be lonely :D

I am so bloody thoughtful.

-ric

Woan Ching deleted her blog?

I do hope it's not because of me =D

-ric

Woan Ching and Lorrane have blogs!

That's another two names under my Hall of Shame.
Heh heh.

(We have a bad history.)

To Woan Ching, thank youuuuu for your cocktail recipe. I'm sure I'll be able to feel high-class and above-all-these-lesser-mortals-who-don't drink-cocktails.

Do you have anymore "new,COOL instrutions me hw 2 make a perfect cocktails by mixing spirits together" ?

Really darling, we should all hang out like a bunch of high-class snobby twats someday. And by someday, I mean never.

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I'm having sunburn right now.

MY FACE IS SO RED!!

Now I know how Sharon feels...

Anyway, had a fabulous day swimming with Didi at Jurong yesterday!

Didi and me did some BAYWATCH scenes at the Wave Pool.
The dramatic running with the float, the dramating pointing, the dramatic shouting....all without the extra large boobs.

We must have looked like a couple of dumbasses...but whatever, it was fun.

We mostly just went in the lazy pool and floated on the...err..float.
We were bo liao, so we decided to put leaves on any random boy's head..

There was this guy who looked like he needed a few Beijing 101 hair treatments (i.e. shiny-bald) who splashed us with water to impress his girlfriends.

BLOODY HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!

I hope he drowns.

- sunburnt ric

Okay.
I am in a fantabulous mood today ( no idea why).

Even though my dad went ballistic and scolded me and brother.

*eh hem*

- sings "Daughter to Father" -

Hahahahahahahaha... I'm just kidding lah.
I'm not THAT drama.

Besides, I'm used to it.
Especially when he's so blood-pressure-y all the time.

ANDandAND I'm going Jurong to swiiiiiiimmm!! On Tuesday!!!!!!! With .....!!!

Yay!

Was actually going to JB.
But my dad cancelled.

Thank yoooooouuuuuuu FATHER!!!

I am very excited.

Eh. But my electric fan is spoilt leh.
I tripped and I accidentally pushed my fan down.

Now it's making very weird whale sounds.

I never knew a fan could sound like a whale.

Hmmmm.

-ric

Person A : You're kidding.

Person B: It's true. Nature compensates for weaknesses. That's why blind people have good hearing.

Person A: I guess that also explains why dumb people have big mouths.

Hahahahahahaha...

-ric

Oh great.
My haircut sucks.

I LOOK LIKE A NERRRRD!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAGGGHH.

3e1-er + disastrous haircut = fucking nerd.

What a life.

-ric (now heading to nerdsville.)

Just saw Jason's MSN nick:

I go play balls now...anything sms me.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

(post-note: Apparently, Julian used his account. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!)

-ric

Ahhh...woke up in a very good mood.

It has just occured to me that I'm becoming normal.
In the past, I used to wake up at 7+ am, but now its usually 9.30-10 am.

This is gooooooood.

I don't know why, but everytime December rolls around, I am in a permanent optimistic mood.
I love December.

But this does not mean I've stopped slamming people.

Just last night, Sharon and I had a MSN conversation Mr. Extravagant Facade aka Kai aka Mr. look-at-me-I-look-so-deep-and-meaningful-spouting-pretentious-bullshit aka Mr. people-say-I-look-gay-in-my-agogo-dancer-shirt-but-I-think-I-look-beng.

It was very theraputic indeed.

He just gave us a lame "hahaz" (typical) though.

Well, I have come to few conclusions as to why he hardly said anything:

1. He doesn't know what to say because all the stuff we said were TRUE.

2.He lost his dictionary.

3.He lost his "Dumb Metaphors 101" book.

4.He's trying to act mature and/or making himself look like the victim. (He is not the victim. I'm the victim. I'm traumatized. Atikah and me in fact...no no.. make that everyone who has been suffocated by his odour.)

5.He is not saying anything because he plans to sue us for slander....hahahaha... Okay. This is very unlikely. BUT if he does plan to sue us,he can't because I'm not saying any LIES about him. He IS pretentious. He smells like garbage and he DOES look gay in his agogo dancer shirt.

Lies? No. These are OPINIONS.

I am very satisfied.

note: There is a slight modification in my links.
My links are now categorised into "Hall of Fame" and "Hall of Shame".
Check it out =D

-Ric